Hey, this is Maya, you’ve reached our new site! We’re adding new show dates here in New Hollywood Luna, and some in Descartes. We also want to play Nectaris, so if anyone has a beach place we can crash, let us know! Also Stacyÿ says please send snacks as soon as we get our new luna P.O. box up and running. We love all you guys!
What’s happening in the Cyberpink® universe? Read about it here!
Stacyÿ is proud to present ALIEN V PREDATOR, the long-awaited legal drama by Cyberpink® Productions. Separately, are you an Alien who has been unfairly hunted? Can’t get a fair trial in a Predator court of law? Contact Stacyÿ! She’s not a lawyer, but she can......
Hi! IT’S STACYŸ FROM CYBERPINK! ARE YOU TIRED OF SEEING CHAIRS THAT AREN’T WEARING ANY PANTS? WELL, THANKS TO CYBERPINK’S NEW PATENTED “CHAIR PANTS” TECHNOLOGY, THOSE WORRIES ARE NOW A THING OF THE PAST! Featuring artwork by Samuel Bermudez! ...
We’re at work on the Cyberpink® graphic novel. Here’s a sneak preview of some of the amazing artwork by Samuel Bermudez! ...
How do the Cyberpink® girls, their manager Jexxica Milligan (formerly of Sparklepuff Records), and Jexxica’s protégé Declan, get around? Why in the Cyberpink Van, of course! (Okay, it’s the Sparkle Van, with a repaint by Stacyÿ). With a rear wraparound sofa, seating for 8-10, and......
Now you can enjoy the smooth, delicious taste of CRUNCH COLA, whether you’re a robot, or a human, or … maybe even a robot-human. Whatever. Just Drink It.™ Art: Samuel Bermudez. ...
More artwork by Samuel Bermudez. For those following the development of @CyberpinkMusic, a lot of fun stuff is happening. First, here’s some new artwork from @samsamberm showing the CP girls kicked out of Spendy’s. This (among other artwork) will be going into a new music......
Have no fear, Stacyÿ is here! When the Cyberpink Girls start to worry about their music career, Stacyÿ is on it with her entrepreneurial ideas! To wit: CHAIR PANTS! “Are you tired of seeing chairs that aren’t wearing any pants? Well, thanks to Cyberpink’s new......
The Sparkle Van was designed for the Von Blonde girls (and other artists signed to Sparklepuff Records) to travel from show-to-show. However, as the VB girls apparently don’t enjoy being in enclosed spaces together for extended periods of time, the van mostly sits idle on......
Even as the latest Cyberpink TV episode takes shape, we’re working on the new novel, which will be released by a major publisher TBA. (Maybe even by ALL MAJOR PUBLISHERS SIMULTANEOUSLY SOMEHOW. Gotta think big!) Meanwhile, here’s a cool and fun concept cover by GermanCreative......
Here we see Cyberpink’s arch-nemesis Aspen Colby beside her diamond-covered car, and her robot butler Baxter. (Technically this is Baxter 4.) Artwork: Samuel Bermudez ...